What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?